He is not going to age well.
Brain Storm by Richard Drooling
Here’s a sample passage:
"Exhibit A: One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous
cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The
capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug
with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous
Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a
penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows,
slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep …”
Get on that Tommy.
Too cute. I’d ship it.
I think the reason Tom wears suits so much is the man has no fashion sense.
Because holy shit, some of the stuff he wears….
Man, he needs a gf. Or a stylist.
That ratty scarf and those cowboy boots really ruin this get up.That’s Edward’s scarf. (swoon). And I think the boots are the ariats. I love those things. And dear god, don’t lettarrysmithhear you talking shit about his footwear.
Those are the Ariats, given him by the cowboys who taught him to ride! He once said they were his favoritest thing in his wardrobe! He’s probably had to retire them, now as he’s worn them to smithereens! I love them! And yes, Edward’s scarf!
Nah, they last forever.